During lunch last week...
Mark: So when Braeden gets his new phone, will you be able to see where the phone is?
Me: Yes, and I'm glad. When he's not home when he's supposed to be, I can know if he's still at the school because play practice is going long or if he's dead in a ditch somewhere. (Because I don't want to text or call in case he's driving...the dilemma!)
Mark: That's not how it works, Mom.
Me: What do you mean?
Mark: If he were dead in a ditch, he wouldn't have a phone. When you kill someone, you take all their stuff.
Me: I didn't mean he would be murdered. I meant a car accident. And I didn't really think he'd be dead.
Mark: The only way he would be dead in a ditch and still have his phone is if he were ejected from the car and his phone was in his pocket.
At this point I was regretting the entire conversation. So Braeden, drive carefully. I have lunch every day with Mark and he kind of freaks me out.
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At least you'll know where Braeden's murderer is...
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