Yesterday we had a fire drill.
I had forgotten all about it and so I hadn't told my students. They freaked all the way out. Most of them were convinced they smelled smoke. Children spiraling everywhere. I kept telling them it was only a fire drill. They did what they were supposed to do: left the school and lined up on the field. They still kept telling me they smelled smoke.
I promised it was a drill.
Even when we went back inside, some of them swore they smelled smoke.
Alissa's class was walking in next to us when we got the all clear and her girls were loudly chanting armpit, elbow pit, armpit, elbow pit... over and over and over. For no apparent reason.
We celebrated a birthday after lunch. I have them make cards for the birthday boy or girl. Some of them scribble their name in pencil and hand it over. Some of them gather a palette of markers or start sharpening colored pencils for the masterpiece they have in mind.
It isn't all compatible time wise.
The student council had put pumpkin shaped notes on all of the classrooms leading up to Fall Break. Mine read: Thank you for being a good example.
On the reading teacher's door it read: You are as smart as Albert Inestine. I texted my kids that one and said the layers of irony weren't lost on me.
I noticed the note on a kindergarten classroom said, "You have one day left."
It seemed vaguely threatening.
By the end of the day I had papers to pass out for picture retakes and papers to pass out for PTA spirit night at Hangtime. I answered ten thousand questions. Why do we need a retake? Do we have to have a retake? What if my parents don't want me to have a retake? Does it cost money to go to Hangtime? (Yes, it's a fundraiser.) Do I have to go to Hangtime? What if my parents don't want to take me to Hangtime?
Then Armando from Boys and Girls club stopped by with two different fliers to hand out. Before I distributed them, I told my students, "Do not ask me one question about these papers. I don't know anything about it. Take them home."
A student raised his hand. I said, "Is this a question about these papers?"
He slowly lowered his hand.
All of this is to say that I am ready for Fall Break.