If I ever magically become a cartoonist, I am ready with two ideas. (Don't you think it's good to be prepared for these eventualities?)
Deer would be playing soccer with...wait for it...cantaloupe. The caption would read: Where the deer with the cantaloupe play.
Nobody around here thinks that's as funny as I do. Don't tell me what you think and I'll pretend you're rolling on the floor laughing right now.
Someone would be at Cabella's, looking for clothes. They can't find them because they are... camouflaged!
I know, that's possibly funnier than the first one.
You don't have to tell me how hilarious I am. You just may need to tell my kids. They keep rolling their eyes at me and crushing my dreams.
So here's my plan:
1) learn to draw
2) think of more than two ideas
3) think of ideas that people (besides me) think are funny
I think I'm practically ready to be a cartoonist!