I'll be ready

If I ever magically become a cartoonist, I am ready with two ideas.  (Don't you think it's good to be prepared for these eventualities?)

Idea #1:

Deer would be playing soccer with...wait for it...cantaloupe.  The caption would read:  Where the deer with the cantaloupe play.

Nobody around here thinks that's as funny as I do.  Don't tell me what you think and I'll pretend you're rolling on the floor laughing right now.

Idea #2:

Someone would be at Cabella's, looking for clothes.  They can't find them because they are... camouflaged!

I know, that's possibly funnier than the first one.

You don't have to tell me how hilarious I am.  You just may need to tell my kids.  They  keep rolling their eyes at me and crushing my dreams. 

So here's my plan:

1) learn to draw
2) think of more than two ideas
3) think of ideas that people (besides me) think are funny

I think I'm practically ready to be a cartoonist!