Dear Homemade Sign Maker on 1100 N.,
I saw your latest offering, "Go fast. Kids are replaceable." If you were going for passive aggressive, you nailed it. It was spray painted on the side of a washing machine. If you were going for tacky, you nailed it.
Dear Church Meeting that Starts at 7:00 AM,
I don't like you. You are deadening my soul. My dad leaves for his church meetings at something like 5:00 AM. I know I'm a wimp. But still. 7:00 when it is cold and dark is not my idea of a good time.
Thank you for the surprise handwritten letter. It was shocking because I know how much you dislike writing and how hard the process is for you. Written in your own wonky handwriting with your wobbly spelling, it is a treasure.
Dear The Intern,
You were a great movie. I keep thinking about you.
Dear Monday Morning,
Knowing I will get a missionary email this morning makes everything all right.