"But then I'd miss out on all the emails," I said.
I have received A LOT of email from the DCCC (Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee). According to one of the emails, they are "beyond livid." While I can empathize, I do after all have the squirrels, I have yet to do what they've requested and that is to send in $1.
And it's true. They all emailed me. Multiple times.
Zendental in California continues to email me and I'd like to refer the DCCC to them. At least to the zen part. I think they could use it. The tone of some of the emails have a definite hysteria to them.
Well, Barney. Paranoid much? If the Republican majority in the U.S. House of Representatives is watching me, do they have any squirrel suggestions?
Here's another one that made me feel like I should be helpful but I wasn't.
Finally, here are two sort of bizarre emails:
This is maybe the best email I've ever received: