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Thursday, August 11, 2011

The Best Joke I Know

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt.

I didn't say it was the best joke I'd ever heard.

It's just the best one I know (can remember).

Also, the only joke I can remember.  (Unless you count "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"  and I don't count that.) I have vague ideas of other jokes and I ruin them when I tell them because I can't get the whole punchline/telling the joke in order thing down.

What can I say?  I'm a lot of fun at parties.

1 comment:

Olivia Cobian said...

I'd never heard the zero/eight joke. That's clever. I'm going to share it with my kids.

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