A Contradiction

What do Starburst have to do with dentistry?

Not much.

Except I simultaneously decided I disliked them both on the same day.

I was a little kid and at the dentist I had a fluoride treatment which very nearly quashed my desire to carry on with this mortal existence (maybe an exaggeration?). And the taste of it reminded me of Starburst. I haven't eaten a Starburst since.

But I like this commercial.



Each child has a dentist appointment today and the two older ones each have an orthodontist appointment. (That's five appointments if you're like me and not good at math in your head...five appointments.)

Would I rather eat a package of Starburst or proceed with this day?

It's hard to say.