Mark: doing battle against waves |
It's true. His conversation often disintegrates into brawling.
Yesterday may have been a new low. We were driving and he said, "You know Mom, how I've asked you who would win in a fight, Jack in the Box or Ronald McDonald?"
"Yes, Mark." It's come up. Several times.
"OK," he said, "How about this: who would win between Taco Bell and Pizza Hut?"
Yes, are we really talking about this? did cross my mind. I offered my opinion. "Pizza Hut would win."
(Sort of a rock, paper, scissors thing. The pizza would defeat the bell, just like paper defeats the rock.)
"But, Mom, what is the symbol for Pizza Hut?"
I didn't know (even though we had just driven by a Pizza Hut).
"It's a roof. The bell would smash the roof. It would destroy it." It delighted him and he reenacted the bell and roof battle, head to head.
What can I say, not everyone would consider a duel between trademarks. My boy is not everyone.
3 comments:
This reminds me of conversations Melanee and I have frequently after watching certain movies. Who would win between Jason Bourne and Ethan Hunt? Between Gandalf and Dumbledore? etc. The bottom line is: Chuck Norris would beat everyone.
Ammon--I am so glad that I now have someone to blame for Mark and his Markness. (And Mary Poppins could kick Chuck Norris's trash.)
Mark looks like our cousin Harvey. I never knew that before.
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