A prodigious use of punctuation:
Disappointing (because I didn't really get cookies delivered) and perhaps a little passive aggressive because Karen is working all day yet you still are expecting cookies:
And now for the international flavor:
(Thelma Guyot made this purchase on Christmas day. This makes me curious. Did she forget Christmas shopping--in addition to forgetting her email address?)
More international email:
Here's the translation:
And even though is was based on Chinese Feng Shui (?) no money truck has shown up yet. Maybe because I didn't share within 11 minutes....
Finally, I think we can call this revenge of the Thelmas. My email address was used to sign up for coupons.com. I predict a whole lot more email not intended for me.