Mark: I go to college in about a month!
Me: (hugging him) Don't go! Stay home with me!
Mark: No, I've got to go. I'm going to be an accountant.
Me: That's right. So you can do my taxes.
Mark: If you'll pay me.
Me: OK. I'll pay you to do my taxes, but I won't pay for you to go to college; or I'll pay for college and you can do my taxes for free. What do you pick?
Mark: Can I get an advance on that payment for taxes?
Emma: If you ever need some humanities pro bono work, I'll do it.
Later, Mark asked if he could hang out with his friend, Marek, after dinner.
I said, "Will you do my taxes?"
He said, "Yes."
So that settles that.
1 comment:
I want him to do my taxes too. I won't be paying for his college so I'll pay him to do my taxes.
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