Dispatches from Provo

Braeden worked as a TA last semester but the professor wasn't teaching that class this semester so he's been in the market for a new job.  He found one and he's pretty happy about the perks:

As much as that kid eats, an employee discount is worth gold.

Braeden also sent this:

Miss Emma Jayne does seem like a gracious gift, even though sometimes her text messages make her sound like a mob boss.